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oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

nippled:

yeah you guys follow me on this site but will you follow me into battle?

slightlysalty:

mygeekyexistence:

boy-in-the-broom-cupboard:

themistakencrier:

the-white-rabbiit:

best endless .gif ever.

“U lil shit get in there.”

This is Cas. Continuing to save Sam and Dean as they slide into hell.

THAT COMMENT

Thank you for everything. 

nebulost:

diasporicdecay:

pocketostars:

ancientrelic:

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

People forget, when immigrants come to this country they start from scratch. They could have been lawyers in their home country, but in the US..it means nothing. You think a HS diploma from Bangladesh means anything in this country? My mom was a top student in the country, went to all the best school and got the best of everything…but when she got here it meant squat and she was cleaning other people’s homes and scrubbing their toilets. This is why I get pissed of when people talk smack about immigrants. They at least are doing something…..heading for a goal..making sacrifices…what are you doing with your life? 

^ My parents were college-educated teachers in their home country and came to the U.S. with nothing but empty pockets, a dash of hope, and a belief in God. They also scrubbed toilets in people’s homes to make enough to provide for their children, and that’s probably not something a lot of educated professionals would be able to do. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. Pride would get in the way.

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.

mom :(

jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

infelicities:

literally me

rupindah:

odair:

rupindah:

I showed Elliott that picture of the bird in Legoland and

frombarbarismtodecadance:

scifantasy:

#LOOK AT EVERY OTHER PERSON’S EXPRESSION IN THE SECOND GIF

squidwurd:

gabby-the-tabby:

squidwurd:

this morning i was sitting at the breakfast table having my morning coffee when i noticed something weird about one of the wood mark things

so i looked closer and..

there is a random white girl embedded in the wood

isn’t that the girl form zoey 101

jamie lynn spears is haunting my table

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

what’s so special about the number 69 :/

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

standforlarry:

stonerhaz:

bowtiesneedsuspenders:

irishturd:

harrysthefather:

primadonnas:

Do you see this girl right here. She took this pic when she was home alone and heard someone breaking into her house. She was kidnapped that night. Her body was found at the bottom of a river. Reblog before 3am or she’ll appear in your closet and kill you.

IAN 

FUCK YOU

I scrolled past this and I had to go searching for it in my dash because I didn’t want to die

fuck this is a fEAR OF MINE AND I HATE YOU sorry guys but i am taking 0 chances

OMG I’M SORRY GUYS